Thursday, November 25, 2010

ODERLY CHALLENGED AND SCENT-IMPAIRED BLOODHOUND

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A bloodhound had a tragic flaw.  A mean old horse had kicked his jaw. He kicked so hard, the poor dog fell.  From that day forth, he could not smell!

For hunting dogs, that leaves a void, like under-whelming adenoids. His tracking days?  I think they’re over.  Instead of “Tracker,” he’s now called “Rover”.

In case you’ve wondered how he’s faired, he’s limited and scent-impaired! But, he still follows greyhound races, and parks in handicapper’s spaces.!

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