Image via WikipediaOld Macgregor had a farm, and he grew carrots near the barn. He planted rows so straight and long, and then he sang his favorite song!
A rabbit named Conejo Pete, dug those carrots, ripe and sweet! This sorry little fuzzy beggar, dug up the fields of old Macgregor.
So, with a pitchfork on his arm, Macgregor tried to guard his farm, with precious carrots juicy sweet, the ones that bunnies love to eat!
Peter’s mother felt so sad, when Peter did things that were bad! But crunchy carrots; is it fair? That old Macgregor wouldn’t share?
So Peter said, “I’ll tip-toe over, to the carrots, past the clover.” One day the farmer caught him cold; I’ve never heard of such a scold!
Pete is now a “shook up” bunny. Neurosis isn’t ever funny! How can a crazy mixed up rabbit, curb a carrot lusting habit?
Now that this song is nearly over, Peter finally switched to clover! A clever ending, don’t you know, should harmonize with “E. I. -- E. I. O.!”
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