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Have you ever tried to eat a bowl of ALPHABET SOUP during an earthquake?
Have you ever tried to eat a bowl of ALPHABET SOUP during an earthquake?
Well, let ME tell YOU; it is NOT easy! AND IT IS SO VERY MESSY!!
Here’s what happened to me, last time I tried! And - Please; don’t laugh, because this is a VERY SAD STORY!
First, I got A big old A from my ALPHABET soup ATTACHED to my ADAM’S APPLE!
Then this BIG BEAUTIFUL B BELTED my BRAIN then BOUNCED BACK BEYOND my BROW!
A CAPITAL C CLIMBED CLEAR up and COLLIDED with my CHIN, COULDN'T you know?
A DARLING DAINTY DOCILE DOE DEER DEPARTED as I DUCKED, but a DELICIOUS DAMP D DANGLED DAINTILY DOWN my DIMPLE!
A DARLING DAINTY DOCILE DOE DEER DEPARTED as I DUCKED, but a DELICIOUS DAMP D DANGLED DAINTILY DOWN my DIMPLE!
EEK! ENERGETIC EARTHQUAKEN E’s ENGULFED my EAR and ELBOW; how EXCITING!
A FLAMBOYANT F FLEW FAR FASTENING FIRMLY to my FOREHEAD!
GOSH, I GOBBLED more soup and GOT a GREAT GOOEY GLOB of Gs on my GLASSES!
HOW did a HOT H HURL HIGH out of my HAND and HIT HARD on my HEAD?
INCIDENTALLY, I was IMMEDIATELY ILL, INGESTING the INEDIBLE I IN my INTERESTING soup!
A JIGGLING J JUST JUMPED and JOSTLED like JAM or JELLY on my JAW!
KLUNK and KERPLUNK; a KNOBBY K KICKED my KNUCKLE and KNOCKED my KNEE.
LOTS of LITTLE Ls LANGUISHED LAZILY on my LOWER LIP, LAP, LAPEL and LEG.
MIGHT a MAGIC M MEANDER MINDLESSLY to MESS up MY MILDLY MELLOW MIND?
MIGHT a MAGIC M MEANDER MINDLESSLY to MESS up MY MILDLY MELLOW MIND?
NEAT! NOW a NASTY N NOODLE NERVOUSLY NUDGED my NUMB NOSE and my NECK!
OH, OH! The ORNATE O is for “OPEN wide,” as I OBVIOUSLY swallowed the ONLY OFFICIAL ORDINARY OLD O!
And P? PERFECT! Let’s PAINLESSLY PONDER P. It's PROBABLY for PROTECTING my PALMS!
Q is when I QUICKLY QUIT eating and QUIETLY QUIVERED from the QUAKE.
A REALLY RADICAL RASPY R ROLLED RATHER RUDELY RIGHT down my RIBS!
A SLIMY S SLID SORT of SLOPPILY to my SHOULDER, then SETTLED on my STOMACH.
THE TERRIBLE TEMBLOR TOSSED TWO Ts from my TONGUE TO my TORSO TO my TUMMY.
UNCANNY! A USELESS U UPON my UNDERARM UP UNDER my UNDERSHIRT? UNCANNY!
VIOLA; a VERY VOLUPTUOUS V VAULTED to my VALUABLE VIOLET VELOUR VEST!
WHERE’S that W? In my WET WHITE WOOLEN WALLET? WOW! WILDLY WEIRD!
And X? EXcuse me, eXcept; didn’t you eXpect eXquisitely eXclusive eXcellent eXagerations?
Y? Do YOU know Y? I YODELED, YELLED and YAWNED for a YUMMY YELLOW Y!
And, Z? It sounds ZANY, but I’m too ZONKED to even think about a ZESTY ZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!
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